Spooning is the greatest shit. Feeling someones body against yours, with their strong arm around your chest, and their hot, somewhat sticky breath against your neck, while you think, this is not as sexy as I’d imagine it to be, but it doesn’t fucking matter because another human being wants to squish their body against yours and sacrifice the comfort of their other arm, which awkwardly sits between you or above you causing them to lose all feeling in it. And that is amazing.
my mom likes to play this game called yell from four rooms away and get upset when I can’t hear her
her favorite part is the bonus round when she gets pissed if I yell across the house
double points if she comes over and complains she can’t hear you from four rooms away
triple points if she mistakenly calls you your siblings name but then gets mad when you don’t respond