You Absolute Fucking Cactus Dildo

danielkanhai:

play animal crossing every day for three weeks. miss one day. don’t play animal crossing again for five months.

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jaclcfrost:

cockiness is so attractive to me in a way and it’s so irritating. like it’s annoying. and it annoys me. but the kind of expression and body language that comes with it. the self-satisfied attitude. the smug comments. the eye rolling. the smirking. “come and get me” hand gestures during a fight. eyebrow raising with an air of superiority. it’s just like. fuck you. i’m annoyed right now. i am so annoyed right now. but oh my fuck i am also so very, very attracted right now

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spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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sweet-bitsy:

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"Boys won’t like you if you dress in lolita"

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creamy-hime:

totemo-kawaii—ne:

the photo was so elegant until i saw that fat pug omg ww

so i was in the bus with this granny by my side when we spotted two girls kissing by the bus stop. the granny turned to me and said “these girls are so pretty. at their age i was pretty ugly. well, maybe that’s why i had to marry a man” i almost died omg

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nerdymelly:

Do you ever wonder what could have been? Because I do all the time.

posted 8 hours ago with 116,738 notes

fleshprince:

shocking new discovery: you are very cute. scientists everywhere are blushing

posted 8 hours ago with 250,180 notes

poorchrysalis:

i hate when ur out of the loop and miss everything important. what do u mean they hooked up. what do u mean u have a boyfriend. what do u mean someone shot archduke ferdinand

posted 8 hours ago with 243,908 notes

And the adventure to Cardiff begins

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